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A jam submission

NEVER TALK TO GIRLSView game page

"You want a better look at. this handsome face?"
Submitted by Jonathan Strong — 7 hours, 11 minutes before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Audio#2403.5423.542
Innovation#4013.3393.339
Enjoyment#5053.4753.475
Overall#5833.2823.282
Theme#6813.2713.271
Visuals#8693.2883.288
Gameplay#9882.7802.780

Ranked from 59 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

How does the game fit the theme?
Ask out random girls at the club

What code and assets did you not make from scratch during the jam (if any)?
Music and UI Textures

How many people worked on the game?
2

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Submitted (1 edit)

cool game and funny sound effects 🥇🥇, Thanks At least I got a date in a game 😂😆🤣

Submitted

This is absolutely hilarious and stands out among the other games. Insane!  

Developer

So happy you had a fun time playing xD

Submitted

Very unique! I loved thinking I was getting close to a date and then getting omega rejected as it peaked! (sadface) Glad one girl accepts you! She seems pretty chill.

Developer

Thanks for playing!

Submitted

I enjoyed this game. One of the most original games I've seen in this jam. And hilarious too. I tried almost all the branches and eventually got a date. One small change I would recommend is adding the ability to look around completely. Please check out my submission to the jam. 

Developer(+1)

I'm pretty sure you can look around completely, but maybe it's something with Cinemachine. Either way, thanks for playing and glad you enjoyed it:)

Submitted

Could you please share a link to a tutorial for a dialog system like this? I'd really appreciate it.

Developer

Hi, sorry I never saw you reply until now. I actually made the dialogue system myself along with a custom node based editor. Took me a good day or two but worked well enough. You can contact me through the discord link in my GitHub profile (https://github.com/thejoeman23), I'd be happy to explain how it works in more detail.

Submitted

The concept is pretty unique from what I've played in the jam so far and it's impressive how many voice lines you were able to fit in! With so many branching options, I found myself forgetting which routes I'd already tried so you may want to add some indicator showing which options you've already chosen and whether you've already completed everything under a given dialog tree. Other than that, it was really funny!

Developer

Thanks for the feedback! Would greyed out text box options help to show what paths you've already completely explored?

Submitted

I think that would definitely help, yeah!

Submitted

really simple game but i thought the dialogues and voice acting were super fun (big up to the diva DJing)

i've seen that it was already mentionned but i was part of the endlessly walking off the map and ending up in a black void crew so i had to restart the game multiple times because i couldn’t go back BUT then i noticed it wouldn't happen anymore when i let go of my (strong and muscular) grip on the control keys during interactions

i also managed to get a date with the girl dressed in black but the losing sound played so i wasn’t sure if it was the “good” ending? i retried many times but couldn’t manage to bag any other baddie, so i guess..

Developer

Glad you could rizz up the only rizzable girl there. Yeah we didnt have time to add a good sound effect for getting the date, but just imagine that one "yay" sound effect where its the same guy saying yay layered multiple times.

Submitted

I like it! I am unable to get a date in real life, so.. this game was hard! Really fun though. There are some bugs where you keep gliding into the unknown when starting to talk with someone, but it is really cool appart from that!

Developer

Yes, that is a well known bug. Thanks for your feedback!

Submitted (1 edit)

That girl in blue in the corner is basically me. Also, you can just walk away from the party and get lost in an empty void, which I think is funny.

Developer

Nice, thanks for playing

Submitted

This game is very fun. It's reminding me of my embaressing attempts at "rizzing" up girls lmfao. The voiceovers is veryy funny and made the game more engaging

Developer

Glad it found a connection to the real world lol

Submitted

Pretty Fun Experience! The atmosphere with the screen effect is great, and the voice is really funny.

But I think having some skip dialogue would be great for trying every route.

(Also, there is a bug when you walk and then talk; you walk straight to the void, not game-breaking though.)

Developer

Yeah, I cant update it but I have since fixed the walking bug and UI isnt affected by vfx anymore. Thanks for trying the game out!

Submitted

The idea was intriguing, but I couldn't imagine it. It was funny to be rejected in a game. 

Submitted

Guess my 'rizz' is as bad in game and IRL 🥺 I love the voice acting and the art style!!

The only thing I'd recommend is fixing the dialogue choices, the graphics there feel really cheap compared to the rest of the game. Otherwise great job! 🤗

Developer(+1)

thanks for the feedback, glad you enjoyed

Submitted

So I guess I must just have 'rizz' because I managed to beat this game and get a date on my third attempt (it is possible, people!). Anyways, absolutely laughed my head off at the audio test and was quite impressed with the different dialogue branches. Very enjoyable game, well done!

Developer(+1)

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed! I figured you guys could figure out the audio yourselves 😅

Submitted

I really shouldn't have talked to girls...

Developer

Indeed

Submitted

I really want to now how to win this, like I have been  playing this for straight 30 minutes. XD
Great work, though.

Developer

Talk to the emo girl in the back. She will love you

Submitted

That was funny! The voice acting is just so hilarious

Developer

Thank you!

Submitted

Really enjoyed the dialogue options and general conversations you could have in this game, very entertaining premise. XD

Developer

Thanks for playing, glad you enjoyed the dialogue, though I'm sure they didnt end well 🤭

Submitted

The funniest and saddest game I've ever played :)

Developer

Glad we could hit 2 records in one go!

Submitted

One of the funniestt game in the jam.Good voice acting aswell :D

Developer(+1)

If only there was a comedy rating section 😭

Submitted

Hahaha, loved it! The voice acting is just so funny, and the answer to “how much do you weigh” killed me! Only negative point: the girls scared me, so it was hard to play… but I still managed to get rejected by every single one - 10/10

Developer(+1)

Well unfortunately we had to go for realism and make the girls horrifying

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