Have you ever wanted to fix IT problems for eldritch horrors? No? Too bad, you're hired.
You're the new SysAdmin, and your job is simple: process tickets, keep the lights on, and absolutely do not ask what happened to Marvin
Ticket #404: User cannot find their soul.
Ticket #500: The printer is breathing again.
Ticket #237: URGENT - Floor 3.5 won't stop existing.
Swipe right to approve. Swipe left to deny.
Watch as your binary decisions cascade into consequences you couldn't have predicted, like how resetting Gary's password to GaryRocks123 for the fifth time has somehow summoned something in the break room.
Balance four metrics: Productivity. Budget. Morale. Entropy. Let any of them flatline and your shift ends permanently. Let Entropy climb too high and the building starts remembering things.
Features That HR Approved (Reluctantly):
- 🖱️ Swipe-based card gameplay - Every ticket matters. Even the one about the keyboard pulsating with ectoplasm.
- 📊 Resource management - Keep the company running while reality slowly unravels around you.
- 🎮 Minigames - When entropy spikes, you'll need to redact forbidden documents, stabilize servers that have developed their own weather system, and hunt rogue data entities.
- 💀 Death is a learning experience - Meta-progression unlocks new storylines and increasingly concerning revelations about what your employer actually is.
- 📺 CRT aesthetic so crunchy it hurts - Your monitor is your only shield against whatever is watching from the other side.
The pay is bad. The hours are worse. The coffee machine keeps prophesying your doom.
You are employee #47. Or maybe #48. The numbers keep changing.
Punch in.
Process tickets.
Survive.
🎮 Play the Demo on itch.io: https://dadbodgames.itch.io/it-never-ends
💨 Wishlist on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4225400/IT_Never_Ends/