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2nd place. Best 2d game jam. Really good 2d game.

You're welcome I hope everyone was able to play my game

great game. I think i made it to level 4 or 5 but my height kept decreasing. it's really action packed and exhilarating with great graphics. definetly the best game in the jam. I had a movie sequence engine in mine made in game maker that was ported to udk 3. I had been making movie sequences in game maker ever since i was a kid but i never imagined id be able to do it in 3d. hopefully people were able to see the cool physics that's in my game falling.

  I think it's dependent on what c++ redistributable you have installed. hopefully everybody's able to see my game. I thought it wasn't going to be a problem but i noticed I had a problem running the game when i downloaded it on a new computer. apparently directx11 and directx9 don't come with windows 11  by default which sucks.  in any case this is the best submission in the jam which oddly is saying a lot because all the games in the jam are great which is really surprising. this game in particular has great graphics and gameplay and like i said it's exhilarating. it's really impressive they got the movement right in a couple of days.

 although I suppose having the movement for your game already set up is essential because it can take several months in udk3 to get 3d movement for the first time. just speaking about udk3 platformers didn't exist because the engine doesn't have a good built in perspective for platformers when not using the sample game that comes with udk3. in any case this game's production values and gameplay are top notch. but I don't think im a good enough gamer to beat this. it does seem like the timings of the jumps are based on how the developer plays the game which is an easy mistake to make when rushed and not having testers. the levels I played were really fun. you did a great job. 

made it to level 7. i think there's a glitch caused by the fact that sometimes when you first stick to the ceiling when gravity is reversed sometimes you fall immediately down instead of sticking to the ceiling. this somehow causes the game to prevent you from reversing gravity after you die once. if it's an intended mechanic which i doubt the game should restart all levels from the beginning once you die once. that being said I really enjoyed the game. I got to level seven out of 12. I had a lot of fun. it's the perfect jam game. a high concept game that's well executed with unfixable glitches because of time constraints. still a good game.

great graphics. innovative gameplay but it can get repetitive. i'm not sure if the game gets harder the longer you play but there were no gimmicks to keep me playing. it's an interesting game and it's really fun for the first 5 minutes but gets stale the longer you play.

great graphics. innovative gameplay but it can get repetitive. i'm not sure if the game gets harder the longer you play but there were no gimmicks to keep me playing. it's an interesting game and it's really fun for the first 5 minutes but gets stale the longer you play.

I understand the concept of the game. It's very fun. I just like the idea that you don't necessairly need to sacrifice the cultist it's optional.  using w s a d to find the various resources was  a little confusing. still it's a fantastic game. I really enjoyed it.

incredible game. more creative than super mario wonder and more fun to boot. the game has a ton of personality. the idea of having the level take place in 2d surrounded by an interactive cutscene is really enjoyable and shows this creator can really write.

first thing the graphics are amazing. some of the best on the platform. breaking the brick walls feels really satisfying but it can be awkward to do. technically what your doing is a two punch combo to break the wall and it has to be done precisely. there are many ways it can be done that result in you not failing but instead getting stuck. that being said the game is a lot of fun and you wont find better graphics on itch io.

swordplay is satisfying. graphics are amazing. can't beat the first level. I assume there is only one level though. game is a lot of fun. even though ive lost so far it's a fun time waster and as the comments below have shown it is beatable. 

el juego es muy divertido. es muy excitante. the game is very fun. is very exciting.

this is a really cool game. the graphics are fantastic and the concepts are very interesting. the first level is fun but a longer build up to harder levels would be nice. I think this game needs a longer series of easier levels at the start to ease people into the difficulty. still a lot of fun and the graphics options are very scalable.

this was a little confusing at first you need to press the w s a d keys to gather resources from the various animals and crops. didn't do any blood sacrifices though. almighty biscuit i have failed you.

this is an incredible game. im glad i didnt miss it.

really ingenious  concept a lot of fun.

really ingenious  concept a lot of fun.

this is an incredible game. im glad i didnt miss it.

this was a little confusing at first you need to press the w s a d keys to gather resources from the various animals and crops. didn't do any blood sacrifices though. almighty biscuit i have failed you.

unzip the 7zip file with winrar or your favorite zip program that can unzip .7z

Run ue3redist.bat

Run dxwebsetup.exe

Run run1080p.bat you can also try other resolution bat files there's also 4k 720p and 480p. Each with a custom fov

this is a really cool game. the graphics are fantastic and the concepts are very interesting. the first level is fun but a longer build up to harder levels would be nice. I think this game needs a longer series of easier levels at the start to ease people into the difficulty. still a lot of fun and the graphics options are very scalable.

el juego es muy divertido. es muy excitante. the game is very fun. is very exciting.

swordplay is satisfying. graphics are amazing. can't beat the first level. I assume there is only one level though. game is a lot of fun. even though ive lost so far it's a fun time waster and as the comments below have shown it is beatable. 

first thing the graphics are amazing. some of the best on the platform. breaking the brick walls feels really satisfying but it can be awkward to do. technically what your doing is a two punch combo to break the wall and it has to be done precisely. there are many ways it can be done that result in you not failing but instead getting stuck. that being said the game is a lot of fun and you wont find better graphics on itch io.

incredible game. more creative than super mario wonder and more fun to boot. the game has a ton of personality. the idea of having the level take place in 2d surrounded by an interactive cutscene is really enjoyable and shows this creator can really write.

fair enough but I only need one game indexed I know the jokes are funny.

do squirrels collect nuts because theyre too sane
if paul is a pepperoni pizza is pepperoni acne
does zeus get offended when he realizes hezeus is another way of saying jesus
if you run system diagnostics on your computer and it says number five alive do you have a virus?
if Linux is for programmers and hackers program is Linux also for hackers
is bird of prey a predator or a child of prey
in back to the future they don't need roads but do they at least need runways
if sonic is a werehog at night and a hedgehog during the day does sonic have bipolar disorder
the great way to explain what is the meaning of this is to get out a dictionary.

well theyve deindexed all my games but they never told me why and contacting support doesn't do anything. but no essentially ive just gotten ticket numbers for all my emails. 

Your request (324169) has been received and is being reviewed by our support staff.

Your request (325784) has been received and is being reviewed by our support staff.

never received a response.

Okay so it's a deindexed ban but still I'm essentially not on the site. in any case there's no way I can get the game reindexed. they won't answer my emails. resending it to public does nothing and up and to this point I had done nothing wrong. I shouldn't have to be defensive. what itch.io is doing is absolutely wrong. I did nothing worthy of being deindexed. stupid stuff was a quality interactive movie. in any case anything I publish is automatically reviewed and rejected. it would make more sense to create a new account but I really don't feel like placating itch.io.

 do squirrels collect nuts because theyre too sane
if paul is a pepperoni pizza is pepperoni acne
does zeus get offended when he realizes hezeus is another way of saying jesus
if you run system diagnostics on your computer and it says number five alive do you have a virus?
if Linux is for programmers and hackers program is Linux also for hackers
is bird of prey a predator or a child of prey
in back to the future they don't need roads but do they at least need runways
if sonic is a werehog at night and a hedgehog during the day does sonic have bipolar disorder
the great way to explain what is the meaning of this is to get out a dictionary.

I seem to be experiencing a site wide shadow ban for reasons I can't entirely understand. I did upload chris griffin stares at a women's butt but it was a draft. It shouldn't have banned all of my games. I also never used ai on any of the games I uploaded on here. some of my content is related to random ai behavior but I coded all that myself. all the games were also made before chatgpt existed. not that the roboplay game is my best game. far from it. it is definetly my worst game. 

I uploaded stupid stuff a while back. a game that used autoplay. I guess when it got deindexed there was a setting that got removed that prevented you from clicking on the game to load it. however that's needed by autoplay. for whatever reason even adding preloaders to game maker rarely works. this seems to the only way to trigger it in game maker 1.4 that works consistently. in any case stupid stuff got deindexed. probably because of it's name. but it's just a series of lucid comedy bits that are actually pretty funny. it's not a recorded video. it's an in engine game maker sequence. you can even move the character while they talk although admittedly the movement's a little sensitive.

itch.io's rules are archaic and arbitrary. I've emailed them twice and they just autoreject my ticket without explaining what exactly they did. my entire account has been shadow banned and I don't know why and I don't understand what happened. my wondering about the concept of porcupine sex joke was popular on gamejolt but I was smart enough not to upload it on itch.io. that wasn't really mature content. not that stupid stuff dealt with anything pertaining to sex. it was just some funny comedy bits that were entertaining. I regret not uploading the game to gamejolt at the same time I uploaded it to itch.io. that was a mistake. 

as you can see by the script. it's pretty funny and also isn't not safe for work. it's just pure discrimination for reasons that don't entirely make sense. 

could you please send a ticket to itch.io support to try to get the game banned on io indexed or if not get stupid stuff reindexed.

this is the url for the game. https://ipodtouchhtml5b.itch.io/banned-on-io

do squirrels collect nuts because theyre too sane
if paul is a pepperoni pizza is pepperoni acne
does zeus get offended when he realizes hezeus is another way of saying jesus
if you run system diagnostics on your computer and it says number five alive do you have a virus?
if Linux is for programmers and hackers program is Linux also for hackers
is bird of prey a predator or a child of prey
in back to the future they don't need roads but do they at least need runways
if sonic is a werehog at night and a hedgehog during the day does sonic have bipolar disorder
the great way to explain what is the meaning of this is to get out a dictionary.

I uploaded optimized copies of my game chris griffin stares at a women's butt. it was never meant to be public. but it was linked from my newgrounds account. it was removed on newgrounds because of copyright infringement. I also made an adult game on another itch.io account then purchased it with this account. I wasn't sure if purchases were possible so I purchased it with this account. the game on the other account was never viewable in search. the game is in my owned games but it isn't public and I don't want it to be public. but I'm literally scratching my head figuring out how my account got shadow banned. my games used to be searchable now there all delisted and you can't find my account's name in search.

 then all my games were delisted even those that weren't nsfw. my games never got much traction but there was a point in time when they were searchable. there was a problem with autoplay on all my html5 games unrelated to itch.io. the load immediately option was used when it shouldn't have been.

 my game can load on firefox if autoplay is set to allow audio and video for itch.io. I also recently made public a couple of private projects that were just basically demos for functionality of the sega genesis made by gamehut the creator of the lego star wars games and a developer at travelers tales. I had a file where I added special functionality to his example bin but I must have uploaded the wrong one. the files I uploaded as my own repository for checking things on mobile was basically just the example file he provided with his genesis compiler.

the interactive movie is here. it's mainly just a movie but you can control the character while they talk. 

https://ipodtouchhtml5b.itch.io/banned-on-io

do squirrels collect nuts because theyre too sane if paul is a pepperoni pizza does zeus get offended when he realizes hezeus is another way of saying jesus if you run system diagnostics if Linux is for programmers and hackers program is Linux also for hackers is bird of prey a predator or a child of prey in back to the future they don't need roads but do they at least need runways if sonic is a werehog at night and a hedgehog during the day does sonic have bipolar disorder the great way to explain what is the meaning of this is to get out a dictionary.

I uploaded optimized copies of my game chris griffin stares at a women's butt. it was never meant to be public. but it was linked from my newgrounds account. it was removed on newgrounds because of copyright infringement. then all my games were delisted even those that weren't nsfw. my games never got much traction but there was a point in time when they were searchable. there was a problem with autoplay on all my html5 games unrelated to itch.io. the load immediately option was used when it shouldn't have been.

 my game can load on firefox if autoplay is set to allow audio and video for itch.io. I also recently made public a couple of private projects that were just basically demos for functionality of the sega genesis made by gamehut the creator of the lego star wars games and a developer at travelers tales. I had a file where I added special functionality to his example bin but I must have uploaded the wrong one. the files I uploaded as my own repository for checking things on mobile was basically just the example file he provided with his genesis compiler.

the interactive movie is here. it's mainly just a movie but you can control the character while they talk. 

https://ipodtouchhtml5b.itch.io/banned-on-io

do squirrels collect nuts because theyre too sane
if paul is a pepperoni pizza
does zeus get offended when he realizes hezeus is another way of saying jesus
if you run system diagnostics
if Linux is for programmers and hackers program is Linux also for hackers
is bird of prey a predator or a child of prey
in back to the future they don't need roads but do they at least need runways
if sonic is a werehog at night and a hedgehog during the day does sonic have bipolar disorder
the great way to explain what is the meaning of this is to get out a dictionary.

I really enjoyed this game on gamejolt.

wait does that mean you really like the game or out of a scale of kevin. kevin is not equal to 10.

tried to play it on android kh3 level of graphics android uses two fingers for right click in fact many touchpads on laptops ive had cant right click and left click at the same time. still very impressive.

the fun of starfox 64 in a top down shooter fantastic graphics really enjoyed playing in the browser on android

this game is fantastic i played this in firefox for android using a bluetooth keyboard but i had to disable browser autofocus in firefox settings by typing abot config works great played sort the court as well

This game is incredibly fun to play on android. The squirrels are dangerous in this game though

A lot of fun. If playing on mobile click the flipper you want to use using two fingers for right click doesn't work really enjoyed this

Mejor controlled de cellular. Es muy divertido. amo ataquando las aliens con Las bombas. Best controls on mobile.  Is very fun. I love attacking the aliens with bombs. Level/nivel 5

Just played this on android. Best browser game I've played on android.

Im not entirely sure. A game I really enjoyed making was a modification of this old 1945 final strike game for game maker that no longer gets included with game maker anymore. I used it to make a rudolph the red noised raindeer game where you could ram planes and by setting the created bullet position to -1. you could create a cool bullet gun glitch. It was a lot of fun. Unfortunately that computer died of overheating years ago.